Mood:  on fire

November 30, 2007 

Gentle Reader,
 

The campaign continues, and it's getting HOT! With the launching of our website, we've surpassed all expectations from the campus about our organizational capacity.  This just proves that we're a totally serious campaign, and now that we have our Angelfire website, no one can call us illegitimate!  I totally feel like people were dismissing us JUST because we didn't have our website up and running.  It was like, everytime you came to the website, it was an empty page, and people were like, "Hey, this isn't a legitimate campaign, there's no website!"  Well, to all you doubters: suck on this!

 Since this is the first blog, I've decided to outline the key features of the Martel-Zimmermann campaign:

1. Restore UC Legitimacy: The UC has becoming a running joke on campus.  They do lame stuff like get our alcohol money taken away.  It will totally make the UC more legitimate if we have people in office who are willing to show those jokers what's what.  Try to take away our alcohol money?  I don't think so!

 2. Dance Parties: The lack of dancing on Harvard's campus is, to put it mildly, extremely disturbing and leaves one cold and clammy like waking up from a bad nightmare only to realize that that nightmare is reality.  Martel and Zimmermann refuse to allow this.  With them in office, we can wake up from this harrowing nightmare and move on with our lives.

 3. Bring Diversity to the UC: Martel is a Hispanic woman (the only one running, in this campaign, I may add), and Leo is a Jewish, possibly gay (he refuses to confirm or deny the rumors...I'm actually not sure if I should be outing him on my blog?) man.  If you don't vote for them, you may or may not be racist.

4. UC Militia: We need a standing army to protect ourselves from the inevitable invasion.  Right now, we're sorely underprepared.

5. End The Crimson: The Crimson is teh lamezors.  Obvi this campaign is WAY more legit than that "newspaper."

6. Egalitarianism: Martel and Zimmermann have promised to end world hungry, racism, and gender inequality.  And you know what?  I believe them.

7. E-QUAD-lity: End discrimination against Quadlings.  I guess this sort of goes under egalitarianism.  If everyone knows the Quad is better, why do we keep pretending like it's not? 

What are the other people promising?  To get stuff done?  Experience?  Work ethic?  When I hear those words, I'm already almost asleep.  I wish you could see me yawning right now.  YAWN.  Boring. 

Come on people!  We need your vote.  The number of people voting for the Martel-Zimmermann ticket is 12 and counting!  You could be number 13!  We are so desperate for your votes, we will literally do anything!  In fact, we are willing to offer two hugs for anyone who votes for Martel-Zimmerman first on the ballot, one for anyone who votes them second, and a punch in the face for anyone who doesn't do either of those two things.  Are any of the other campaigns offering that?  I didn't think so.

Love,

Rachel

Mood:  on fire

November 30, 2007 

Gentle Reader,
 

The campaign continues, and it's getting HOT! With the launching of our website, we've surpassed all expectations from the campus about our organizational capacity.  This just proves that we're a totally serious campaign, and now that we have our Angelfire website, no one can call us illegitimate!  I totally feel like people were dismissing us JUST because we didn't have our website up and running.  It was like, everytime you came to the website, it was an empty page, and people were like, "Hey, this isn't a legitimate campaign, there's no website!"  Well, to all you doubters: suck on this!

 Since this is the first blog, I've decided to outline the key features of the Martel-Zimmermann campaign:

1. Restore UC Legitimacy: The UC has becoming a running joke on campus.  They do lame stuff like get our alcohol money taken away.  It will totally make the UC more legitimate if we have people in office who are willing to show those jokers what's what.  Try to take away our alcohol money?  I don't think so!

 2. Dance Parties: The lack of dancing on Harvard's campus is, to put it mildly, extremely disturbing and leaves one cold and clammy like waking up from a bad nightmare only to realize that that nightmare is reality.  Martel and Zimmermann refuse to allow this.  With them in office, we can wake up from this harrowing nightmare and move on with our lives.

 3. Bring Diversity to the UC: Martel is a Hispanic woman (the only one running, in this campaign, I may add), and Leo is a Jewish, possibly gay (he refuses to confirm or deny the rumors...I'm actually not sure if I should be outing him on my blog?) man.  If you don't vote for them, you may or may not be racist.

4. UC Militia: We need a standing army to protect ourselves from the inevitable invasion.  Right now, we're sorely underprepared.

5. End The Crimson: The Crimson is teh lamezors.  Obvi this campaign is WAY more legit than that "newspaper."

6. Egalitarianism: Martel and Zimmermann have promised to end world hungry, racism, and gender inequality.  And you know what?  I believe them.

7. E-QUAD-lity: End discrimination against Quadlings.  I guess this sort of goes under egalitarianism.  If everyone knows the Quad is better, why do we keep pretending like it's not? 

What are the other people promising?  To get stuff done?  Experience?  Work ethic?  When I hear those words, I'm already almost asleep.  I wish you could see me yawning right now.  YAWN.  Boring. 

Come on people!  We need your vote.  The number of people voting for the Martel-Zimmermann ticket is 12 and counting!  You could be number 13!  We are so desperate for your votes, we will literally do anything!  In fact, we are willing to offer two hugs for anyone who votes for Martel-Zimmerman first on the ballot, one for anyone who votes them second, and a punch in the face for anyone who doesn't do either of those two things.  Are any of the other campaigns offering that?  I didn't think so.

Love,

Rachel

Mood:  on fire

November 30, 2007 

Gentle Reader,
 

The campaign continues, and it's getting HOT! With the launching of our website, we've surpassed all expectations from the campus about our organizational capacity.  This just proves that we're a totally serious campaign, and now that we have our Angelfire website, no one can call us illegitimate!  I totally feel like people were dismissing us JUST because we didn't have our website up and running.  It was like, everytime you came to the website, it was an empty page, and people were like, "Hey, this isn't a legitimate campaign, there's no website!"  Well, to all you doubters: suck on this!

 Since this is the first blog, I've decided to outline the key features of the Martel-Zimmermann campaign:

1. Restore UC Legitimacy: The UC has becoming a running joke on campus.  They do lame stuff like get our alcohol money taken away.  It will totally make the UC more legitimate if we have people in office who are willing to show those jokers what's what.  Try to take away our alcohol money?  I don't think so!

 2. Dance Parties: The lack of dancing on Harvard's campus is, to put it mildly, extremely disturbing and leaves one cold and clammy like waking up from a bad nightmare only to realize that that nightmare is reality.  Martel and Zimmermann refuse to allow this.  With them in office, we can wake up from this harrowing nightmare and move on with our lives.

 3. Bring Diversity to the UC: Martel is a Hispanic woman (the only one running, in this campaign, I may add), and Leo is a Jewish, possibly gay (he refuses to confirm or deny the rumors...I'm actually not sure if I should be outing him on my blog?) man.  If you don't vote for them, you may or may not be racist.

4. UC Militia: We need a standing army to protect ourselves from the inevitable invasion.  Right now, we're sorely underprepared.

5. End The Crimson: The Crimson is teh lamezors.  Obvi this campaign is WAY more legit than that "newspaper."

6. Egalitarianism: Martel and Zimmermann have promised to end world hungry, racism, and gender inequality.  And you know what?  I believe them.

7. E-QUAD-lity: End discrimination against Quadlings.  I guess this sort of goes under egalitarianism.  If everyone knows the Quad is better, why do we keep pretending like it's not? 

What are the other people promising?  To get stuff done?  Experience?  Work ethic?  When I hear those words, I'm already almost asleep.  I wish you could see me yawning right now.  YAWN.  Boring. 

Come on people!  We need your vote.  The number of people voting for the Martel-Zimmermann ticket is 12 and counting!  You could be number 13!  We are so desperate for your votes, we will literally do anything!  In fact, we are willing to offer two hugs for anyone who votes for Martel-Zimmerman first on the ballot, one for anyone who votes them second, and a punch in the face for anyone who doesn't do either of those two things.  Are any of the other campaigns offering that?  I didn't think so.

Love,

Rachel